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The Only Five Things I Liked in 2023

IMBW Audio: Andrew Johnson's Impeachment Gives Us a Guide to Not Getting Out of a Constitutional Clusterfuck

IMBW Audio: Would Conan O'Brien Be Happy if He Was James A. Garfield? Here's a Short Story that Addresses that Question

The 14th Amendment Case Against Trump, But With Jokes

Ascension

IMBW Audio: The Jurassic Park Dinosaurs Are Trying to Kill You (By Being Anti-Science)

IMBW Audio: Lawyers vs. Administrators vs. Congress vs. Cancel Culture

Nations That Are Ignoring Their Old Climate Agreement Reach New Climate Agreement

In a Shocking Turn of Events, the Right is Using the Left's Cancel Culture Tactics

IMBW Audio: The Worst Tweets of the Year!!! With Jeremiah Johnson

IMBW Audio: Remembering Norman Lear, and Remembering How He Got Away With Things You Would Never Get Away With Today

Brutal: The Biggest Celebrity Raising Awareness of Darfur This Time Around is the "Dude You're Gettin' a Dell" Guy

Republicans Could Own the Libs by Nominating Nikki Haley

A Child Could (and Did) Know That College Football's Playoff System is Moronic

IMBW Audio: How and Why Are We Lying to You? A Conversation with Andrew Heaton

IMBW Audio: TikTok and Bratty Kissinger Dunks Prove Social Media Can Always Find New Ways to Be Terrible

I'm Not a Politician, So I Can Just Say It: Most People Know Jack Shit About Economics

Wow, I Am So Impressed By Your Righteous Dancing on Henry Kissinger's Grave!!!

Is the Pants-Shitting About TikTok Justified?

IMBW Audio: The Sam Altman/Open AI Clusterfuck, But With Jokes

IMBW Audio: Unapologetically Punching Down at Little Kids and Oregon Senators

My Favorite Thanksgiving Traditions

Senator Merkley Boldly Issues Fake Call for Ceasefire

A Brief History of Political Movements Led By Little Kids

IMBW Audio: Elon Musk, Joe Biden, and Henry Clay Walk Into a Podcast...

IMBW Audio: What Comes After Hamas? A Conversation with Yair Rosenberg

Why Did the Whig Party Break Up and Why Am I Writing About the Whig Party?

Don't Worry: I Got Advice About Preserving My Legacy from Ruth Bader Ginsburg

A Paid Subscription to ‘I Might Be Wrong’ Will Now Get You DOUBLE CONTENT Instead of My Scorn!

IMBW Audio: BIG ANNOUNCEMENT!!! (and also some crap that I wrote about the GOP debate and porn software)

Part Three of My David Blaine-esque Stunt to Withstand All the Republican Debates

The Pitch Deck for Covenant Eyes, the Anti-Porn Software Used by Speaker Mike Johnson

IMBW Audio: The Onion Gets Twitter Brain, Windex Takes Its Balls Out, and Possible Genocide at a Chain Restaurant

A Waiter Double-Charged Me For My Entrée. Is That Genocide?

Windex Ain’t Scared: Here’s Our Statement on Israel/Palestine

IMBW Audio: Is Our Slow Slide Into Political Madness Preordained, and Will the 9th Circuit Court of Appeals Hook You Up with a Sweet Fuck Pad in LA if You Ask For One?

Why Is Homelessness a Municipal Issue?

IMBW Audio: In Which I Shake My Cane at Taylor Swift and Peer Through My Blinds at Democrats Who Might Run for President

If Not Biden, Who?

Okay, I’ll Bite: Who’s Taylor Swift?

IMBW Audio: Harvard Students Are Notoriously Dumb -- How Much Leeway Should That Buy Them?

How to Use the Massacre in Israel to Your Political Advantage

IMBW Audio: Why Do Debates Suck? And Let's Review the Debate That Just Sucked.

Which Uninspiring Dolt Might Save Democracy?

IMBW Audio: Defending the Right of Total Dipshits to Run Our Lives, and Blaming the Hasan Minhaj Thing on, Like...SOCIETY

Hasan Minhaj Told the Stories We Wanted Him to Tell

IMBW Audio: Are Journalists Giving Fodder to Conservatives, and Are Conservatives Giving Hand Jobs During Productions of 'Beetlejuice'?

"Bad People Might Use Your Journalism for Bad Things" is a Bad Argument

IMBW Audio: Jimmy Fallon vs. the Chinese Mitten Crab vs. Ted Cruz -- Who Is Worst?

Will Republicans Learn From the Democratic Primary Like Democrats Learned From the Republican Primary?

To Help Control Invasive Species, Let's Recognize That People With Exotic Pets Are Douchebags

IMBW Audio: Put On a Turtleneck and Boil Some Tea, 'Cause Here's a Short Story

The Seven Trials of Manhood

IMBW Audio: The Things I Do For You People: I Watched the Republican Debate

What Each Republican Candidate's Message Appears to Be

IMBW Audio: Should I Talk About Donald Trump or Hunter Biden or Throw Myself Off a Bridge or Talk About Baseball?

The Brutal Beauty of Baseball

IMBW Audio: Miami's Cultural Elite and Alleged Trump Alleged Crimes He Allegedly Committed (Allegedly)

The Trump Indictment, But With Jokes

IMBW Audio: Futile Wankery About Pointless Pontification and Punching Down at Small European Principalities

Before You End Fencing Scholarships, Consider the Impact That Would Have on Major League Fencing

IMBW Audio: Us Writers Is On Strike

So...You Know That We Write Articles About Movies Because They're Clickbait, Right?

IMBW Audio: The World Cup of Soccer Lawyers and Paint So White That Perhaps We Should Not Gaze Upon It

Let's Talk About Talking About Geoengineering

IMBW Audio: Who Cares Who Has the Proud Bearing and Glossy Fur Coat of a Yale Man?

Holy Moly Do We Ever Over-Value College

IMBW Audio: Cramming Patriotism Into Every Available Hole

Did We Seriously Have a Revolution Over the Price of Stamps?

Sarcasm and Sincerity (In That Order) On Affirmative Action

Is it Too Soon to Stop Punishing 17 Year-Old Asian Kids for Slavery?

Jobs, Russia, Jazz, Working Class Voters, and a Vast Anti-Semitic Conspiracy in Hardware

Could Our Jobs Rhetoric Be Any Dumber? Researchers Think It Could!

IMBW Audio: Old-Timey Mockbusters/Several Blood Vessels in My Brain Explode While Discussing the Electoral College

Electoral College Defender Warns of Grim Future That Sounds Much Better Than What We Have Now

IMBW Audio: Trump indictment of the week/comparing humanity to vermin (but in a good way)

Humans are Just a System, Right?

IMBW Audio: The Debt Ceiling for the Last Time Until the Next Time, YIMBY Fights, Toxic Workplaces (i.e. Every Workplace)

Every Workplace is a "TOXIC WORKPLACE!!!"

IMBW Audio: Are Wax Cylinders Corrupting America's Youth? Am I Dead Inside? Who Has the Nuttier State Senators: Texas or Nebraska?

When Politics is Just Virtue Signaling

IMBW Audio: Succession Skepticism, Opinions From Hardened Criminals, and What the Ancient Melians Would Have Thought of Elon Musk

GUEST COLUMN: The United States Has the Best Immigration System in the World!

IMBW Audio: The "Rules" About Which Actors Can Play Who Never Made Sense

The "Rules" About Which Actors Can Play Who Never Made Sense

IMBW Audio: I've Been Fired From Wrongthink, and Other Tales of Me Being Inessential

A Brief History of Old-Ass Presidents

AD-FREE: Wrongthink Episode 8: Tucker Carlson and Don Lemon are (Television) Dead, Joe Biden is (Provisionally) Alive

The Tucker Carlson Role Just Opened Up

AD-FREE: Wrongthink Episode 7: Leaking Government Secrets Isn't Cool Anymore, and Vladimir Putin Stays Very On-Brand

AI Spells Doom for Incompetent Hacks

Elon Musk is Exactly Why I Don't Want Twitter Heavily Curating Content

Wrongthink Episode 6: Trump is Indicted for Fishing Without a License, and AI is Thirsty for Thomas' Writing

The Trump Show Sucks

Wrongthink Episode 5: Is Tik Tok On Fleek or Totes Whack? Two Old Men Discuss.

How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Sweatshops

[REPOST] The Brooklyn Subway Shooting Does Not Confirm Your Priors

Wrongthink Episode 4: The City of Lights Becomes the City of Neck-High Garbage, and the Wisdom of Charging a Trump Crime that Might Not Be in the Top 100 Trump Crimes

Seven MYTHS About Student Loan Forgiveness DEBUNKED by a 23 Year-Old Unpaid Intern

Wrongthink Episode 3: How Do You Define a Word Like "Woke"? How Do You Catch a Cloud and Pin it Down?

The Silicon Valley Bank Story, But With Jokes

Wrongthink Episode 2: How Often Does Thomas Hang Out with MC Hammer and Why are America's Kids Depressed About That?

Data Keep Rolling in About What a Terrible Parent You Are

Announcing the "Wrongthink" Podcast! Featuring Me and a Far-Better-Known Dude!

Wrongthink Episode 1: How Dead is Too Old, and is Dilbert Now More Offensive than Andy Capp?

New Categories to Highlight the "Writer" in "Writers Guild Awards"

People are Drawing Bad Conclusions From the Gay Rights Fights of the 2000s (audio)

People are Drawing Bad Conclusions From the Gay Rights Fights of the 2000s

Babies, Super Bowls, Presidents, and Slender Man, Not Necessarily in that Order (audio)

YIKES: Bing's Chatbot Made a Pass at Me After Only 90 Minutes of Relentless Prodding

Six Products That Will Gently Defeat Your Baby

Debt Ceiling Two-Pack (audio)

What Does "Value" Mean? (audio)

Debt Ceiling Idiocy Shows the Dangers of Living in a Fantasyland

"OMG Stop Freaking Out!!!" is a Bad Response to Right-Wing Freak-Outs (audio)

What Does "Value" Mean?

Climate Change is a Technological Challenge, Not a Moral Crusade (audio)

"OMG Stop Freaking Out!!!" is a Bad Response to Right-Wing Freak-Outs

Climate Change is a Technological Challenge, Not a Moral Crusade

Insanity in Congress/Weirdness in Hollywood two-pack (audio)

Nepotism is Just One Part of Hollywood's Off-the-Books Celebrity Compensation System

Shitty Parenting = Shitty Politics (audio)

Watching Our Constipated Legislature Struggle to Crap Out a Government Made Me Glad We're Not a Parliamentary System

Shitty Parenting = Shitty Politics

The Only Five Things I Liked in 2022/Mailbag (audio)