Yeah. That’s the thing about land acknowledgments. There’s always, at the end, a few cavemen who some “indigenous” peoples had to smash on the head with rocks to become indigenous in the first place.
The difference between all of these other events and Gaza is that supporting Israel means upsetting the Cultural Left, who are the third rail of culture and politics for some inexplicable reason.
Supporting George Floyd, or sending anti vaxxers to the gulag, or abortion is safe because you are on the side of the Cultural Left.
I just used this piece in my Political Media class as an example of irony, and completely lost my shit when we got to the list of other Windex positions. My upper-level college students stared with their mouths hanging open as I croaked out "Pol Pot was framed. Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone in the Vagina Monologues" with tears of slightly-hysterical laugher pouring down my face. Don't get me wrong - the students liked it too. But by the time we got to "Denmark has run its course," I couldn't speak coherently. I cannot thank you enough.
That's it! I'm convinced! I knew a shot of Windex might help with The Covid, too! But, just don't be hatin' on them delicious Tide Pods(though they didn't help with my Covid). Let the TidePod/Windex battle royale commence!
To be clear, Windex is committed to transparency.
The fact that the Windex team cannot bring itself to even mention the name Glass Plus, smells of cowardice and ammonia.
Yeah. That’s the thing about land acknowledgments. There’s always, at the end, a few cavemen who some “indigenous” peoples had to smash on the head with rocks to become indigenous in the first place.
I know it's satire, but this makes me like Windex even more...
The Glass Cleaner That Fucks. It is my pleasure to give you seven bucks a month, your water-carrying for Gavin Newsom notwithstanding.
God the world needs more of this!
“Pol Pot was framed” Jezuz... 😆
You started with me chuckling but then I’ll admit, the idea of Windex saying “Pol Pot was framed” had me burst out laughing.
The difference between all of these other events and Gaza is that supporting Israel means upsetting the Cultural Left, who are the third rail of culture and politics for some inexplicable reason.
Supporting George Floyd, or sending anti vaxxers to the gulag, or abortion is safe because you are on the side of the Cultural Left.
Who knew Windex has such depth? And how did you know my panties have frills????
Apropos of this: a couple of years ago, I bought "Holiday in Cambodia" while on holiday in Cambodia. Through the iTunes store.
Not sure if that was irony, or irreverent, or just pretty much a big nothing, but I felt it was something I had to do.
Made my day
Love this.
I just used this piece in my Political Media class as an example of irony, and completely lost my shit when we got to the list of other Windex positions. My upper-level college students stared with their mouths hanging open as I croaked out "Pol Pot was framed. Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone in the Vagina Monologues" with tears of slightly-hysterical laugher pouring down my face. Don't get me wrong - the students liked it too. But by the time we got to "Denmark has run its course," I couldn't speak coherently. I cannot thank you enough.
Gives new meaning to the term “put some Windex on it”
Thank you, thank you, thank you for the laughter!
Best believe I'm sharing this with everyone! Brilliant!
That's it! I'm convinced! I knew a shot of Windex might help with The Covid, too! But, just don't be hatin' on them delicious Tide Pods(though they didn't help with my Covid). Let the TidePod/Windex battle royale commence!