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I don't want you to get in trouble with your progressive base so I'll remind you that Roger Goodell dresses as Raggedy ANN and uses they/them pronouns when getting pegged at billion-dollar gangbangs. Misinformation hurts us all.

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Not once did you mention JFK Jr. returning to mete out justice on the lot of pedophile Satanists. Oversight, or is MAURER IN ON THE CONSPIRACY?!1?

Just asking questions here, people. Do your own research.

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Feb 1·edited Feb 1

It was only yesterday that I felt my life had no purpose. But I know now that I am one of the few privileged with a real understanding of how the world works. I am giving you the entirety of my life savings, so you can uncover more of this terrifying malfeasance.

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I really appreciate the use of Steamboat Willie in the graphic. That ties the whole operation together. It's so obvious.

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The first comment from Yuri is...perfect.

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I never did trust the Michael Landon dude. I mean come on, man, no one is that wholesome.

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Budapest Bulldozer needs an Urban Dictionary definition.

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Have you ever spoken to a conservative before? Imagine defending corporations and government while thinking you’re part of the stunning and brave “Resistance”...

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Yuri, I'm begging you: You gotta become more familiar with my stuff before you show up every time I criticize the right and assume that I'm an MSNBC-watching resistance liberal.

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Will do. Can you share a few links where I can start?

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I’m shocked but Mars Inc removed the Twix commercial from their channel. Mirror link:

https://youtu.be/c2uq_JXRiic?si=6-euJ65zGey1nLtR

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This was all tongue-in-cheek, right?

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