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Bahahahahahahahahahaha! This is great! The one about Meghan Markle was pure awesomeness!

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Nov 21, 2022Liked by Jeff Maurer

This gave me some good Monday morning lolz. Thanks.

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And there's the Ahmed El-Haddad, the Qatari with the beard and moustache and wearing the white robe and white keffiyeh. I think I might have seen him yesterday.

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I would rather listen to Scottish people talking dirty to each other for an hour than watch 10 minutes of soccer.

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Honestly, given Gianni Infantino's performance on at the beginning of the Cup (apparently apologizing for Alexander the Great's invasion of Asia) I suspect not only would Blepp Smather be welcome by fans, even Sepp Blatter would be a welcome sign that Fifa was going back to straight corruption with none of the sanctimoniousness Infantino applies like a Ticketmaster surcharge.

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