I'm still not sure if this is all just a bit, but if so, it's a pretty good bit. and the last paragraph should be carved into a brick and thrown through the window of every tech CEO on the planet.
Honestly Jeff, good riddance to bad rubbish. All that constructive feedback you gave Evelyn, and she couldn't even write a simple peace on this bill, instead turning it into some personal story about her life? You stayed up until after midnight and interrupted your personal time to guide her, and I still don't know how exactly I should feel about this bill!
Evelyn... do Jeff a solid and don't quit. He needs a solid example of something to aspire to. And if he never appreciates you, rest assured the rest of us out here sure as hell do.
Great bit, Evelyn! The headline sucked me in, so much so that I almost included it in one of my regular deletions of messages that look like unwelcome come-ons. Then I saw the "I Might Be Wrong" bit and began reading. Then I got carried away with the nigh-on sob story and the irony. Then the IRONY became more and more real...until it turned into an analysis of the very issue...parody!
I’m glad I was subscribed to I Might Be Wrong long enough to catch this gem. Feels like the kind of article you would see trending number one. I’m sure Evelyn will have a storied career wherever she goes
hilarious - "only a huge dipshit would support" but certainly wouldn't want to influence your reporting on this issue, oh no can't have that now can we.
You had me at ‘Junior content wench’.
I’m branding “Drudge Report For Liberal Morons” on everything I can find.
I'm still not sure if this is all just a bit, but if so, it's a pretty good bit. and the last paragraph should be carved into a brick and thrown through the window of every tech CEO on the planet.
Honestly Jeff, good riddance to bad rubbish. All that constructive feedback you gave Evelyn, and she couldn't even write a simple peace on this bill, instead turning it into some personal story about her life? You stayed up until after midnight and interrupted your personal time to guide her, and I still don't know how exactly I should feel about this bill!
Millenials are the worst.
But I bet Millennials are wise enough to copy edit for misuse of homophones. 😉
Evelyn... do Jeff a solid and don't quit. He needs a solid example of something to aspire to. And if he never appreciates you, rest assured the rest of us out here sure as hell do.
1st rate. Still laughing.
So good. So….. if you’re not using her anymore Can I hire Evelyn to launch my personal brand and respond to my (as yet unbuilt) adoring subscribers?
Ha. That was great.
And sadly relatable.
Absolutely killer final line.
Great bit, Evelyn! The headline sucked me in, so much so that I almost included it in one of my regular deletions of messages that look like unwelcome come-ons. Then I saw the "I Might Be Wrong" bit and began reading. Then I got carried away with the nigh-on sob story and the irony. Then the IRONY became more and more real...until it turned into an analysis of the very issue...parody!
Admirably achieved. Thanks!
Self-depreciation taken to the next level. That was brilliant!
I’m glad I was subscribed to I Might Be Wrong long enough to catch this gem. Feels like the kind of article you would see trending number one. I’m sure Evelyn will have a storied career wherever she goes
Brilliant. Hilarious.
Pure gold!
hilarious - "only a huge dipshit would support" but certainly wouldn't want to influence your reporting on this issue, oh no can't have that now can we.
In 2024 there is literally no possible way to differentiate reality from a clickgrab gambit.
Comedy gold!