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Jun 27Liked by Jeff Maurer

After all the Trumpian talk that “Biden looks energetic because DrUgs!”, he should go out there with a bigass can of RedBull and announce “I’m here to kick ass and drink RedBull, and I’m all out of RedBull.”

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I listened to the Conan interview too, and it reminded me that while Biden has certainly lost a step, he's also just genuinely a good guy.

I hope Trump keeps asking about Hunter. Because I think after the third or fourth time he has to has to respond with a prepared and rehearsed line, there's a good chance Biden will blurt out something like:

"You know what, let me answer the question of if I'm corrupt.

"Yeah, of course I love my son enough to bend the rules for him, but unfortunately he's dead, and the only thing Hunter's gotten out of me in the last 15 years is a look that says 'I'm stifling my disappointment because I love you.'

"Frankly, as a father, I understand how getting that look would hurt so much a son would be willing to sell it to the highest bidder; it's just that as a politician, I don't understand why anyone would pay for it.

"Since you're repeatedly bringing up the most painful part of my life and won't stop, I guess my question for you is what's it feel like to be the world's biggest asshole, Donald?"

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Just need to drop in here and say, oops.

I was completely incorrect to imagine BIden was still capable of taking on Trump. My bad.

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“I hear that Biden only wears tracksuits and white New Balance sneakers, and that he spends all day sitting on a couch covered by an afghan.” This is how imagine Tony Soprano lives now after surviving the attempted wack at the end of the series.

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Why only false-teeth, his high cocaine dose makes him very violent, too. Hence, contestants should be drugged tested, it is very important!

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"functioning brain" lol

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