After all the Trumpian talk that “Biden looks energetic because DrUgs!”, he should go out there with a bigass can of RedBull and announce “I’m here to kick ass and drink RedBull, and I’m all out of RedBull.”
I listened to the Conan interview too, and it reminded me that while Biden has certainly lost a step, he's also just genuinely a good guy.
I hope Trump keeps asking about Hunter. Because I think after the third or fourth time he has to has to respond with a prepared and rehearsed line, there's a good chance Biden will blurt out something like:
"You know what, let me answer the question of if I'm corrupt.
"Yeah, of course I love my son enough to bend the rules for him, but unfortunately he's dead, and the only thing Hunter's gotten out of me in the last 15 years is a look that says 'I'm stifling my disappointment because I love you.'
"Frankly, as a father, I understand how getting that look would hurt so much a son would be willing to sell it to the highest bidder; it's just that as a politician, I don't understand why anyone would pay for it.
"Since you're repeatedly bringing up the most painful part of my life and won't stop, I guess my question for you is what's it feel like to be the world's biggest asshole, Donald?"
“I hear that Biden only wears tracksuits and white New Balance sneakers, and that he spends all day sitting on a couch covered by an afghan.” This is how imagine Tony Soprano lives now after surviving the attempted wack at the end of the series.
After all the Trumpian talk that “Biden looks energetic because DrUgs!”, he should go out there with a bigass can of RedBull and announce “I’m here to kick ass and drink RedBull, and I’m all out of RedBull.”
I listened to the Conan interview too, and it reminded me that while Biden has certainly lost a step, he's also just genuinely a good guy.
I hope Trump keeps asking about Hunter. Because I think after the third or fourth time he has to has to respond with a prepared and rehearsed line, there's a good chance Biden will blurt out something like:
"You know what, let me answer the question of if I'm corrupt.
"Yeah, of course I love my son enough to bend the rules for him, but unfortunately he's dead, and the only thing Hunter's gotten out of me in the last 15 years is a look that says 'I'm stifling my disappointment because I love you.'
"Frankly, as a father, I understand how getting that look would hurt so much a son would be willing to sell it to the highest bidder; it's just that as a politician, I don't understand why anyone would pay for it.
"Since you're repeatedly bringing up the most painful part of my life and won't stop, I guess my question for you is what's it feel like to be the world's biggest asshole, Donald?"
Just need to drop in here and say, oops.
I was completely incorrect to imagine BIden was still capable of taking on Trump. My bad.
“I hear that Biden only wears tracksuits and white New Balance sneakers, and that he spends all day sitting on a couch covered by an afghan.” This is how imagine Tony Soprano lives now after surviving the attempted wack at the end of the series.
Why only false-teeth, his high cocaine dose makes him very violent, too. Hence, contestants should be drugged tested, it is very important!
"functioning brain" lol