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De-aging technology works best on actors like Woods who’ve lost their minds to political extremism. Get ready for Susan Sarandon and Mel Gibson in the live action remake of The Boss Baby: come for the neo-Marxist accelerationism, stay for the spittle-emitting anti-semitism.

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I didn’t know anything about Woods’ politics until I googled them just now. I thought I’d take a break and do a non-political one but it looks like I failed!

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Don't you know?? EVERYTHING is politics now! 😭😭😭

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Huh. Seth McFarlane changed the name of James Woods High: https://familyguy.fandom.com/wiki/Adam_West_High_School

I have to assume it was his decision alone? Or can even McFarlane be pressured?

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This is incredible. I'm sick of learning new names! Now the five actors from my youth that make me feel comfortable can act in perpetuity. GREAT WORK!

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My favorite thing about the Look Who's Talking franchise is that the second film was called "Look Who's Talking Too". Whatever happened to the practise of titling a sequel by simply appending "Too" to the title as a hilarious homophone to the number "2"? We also had "Teen Wolf Too" but otherwise this seems to have died out in the 80s. Time to bring it back, let's get a Megalopolis Too or maybe Oppenheimer Too made as soon as possible.

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Sir Ben Kingsley as Spanky, Alfalfa, Buckwheat and the rest of Our Gang!? We are on the cusp of a cinematic renaissance. Thank you IMBW for this momentous news!

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I kinda fell for this at first!

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First off, it would have been great to get a reference to the opening sequence of Look Who’s Talking, traveling Jacque Cousteau-like down a woman’s (sorry, birthing person’s) reproductive system. Why stop at de-aging to one year old, after all?

Second, I think the real reason Bruce Willis declined to participate is that his brain has turned to mush :-(

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This is all very interesting, but I don’t see how it’s going to help Democrats regain the White House.

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ROFL! Thanks!

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