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Brilliant. Thanks for making me spit my branflakes across the table this morning in appreciation.

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The whole Nuzzi situation is possibly becoming the first time ever that RFK comes across as the NORMAL one involved.

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It’s proof of what I’ve always said: Chicks dig falconry

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You could assign Jacob Fuzetti to the case. Unless he starts hallucinating that RFK Jr. is Azita, he'll probably refrain from lurid photos.

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I considered using Jacob for this bit, but decided that he's such a consummate pro that he would be the one journalist who would resist RFK Jr.'s charisma.

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There's something about this premise. Haven't genuinely laughed out loud so many times while reading something in a good while, particularly not in front of my boss.

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Funny (and arousing obviously) but it must be noted that the stuff about Nuzzi stalking him comes from sources close to RFK. The premise here is that we know these things are true. It would be just as funny to start by saying we don’t know what happened, but this is what RFK’s people said and you sent Bob Woodward to investigate.

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I literally inhaled a piece of candy laughing at this AND IT BURNS!

Given how much of a hate object Ms Nuzzi is right now because of her “Joe Biden is kinda old” story, I am refusing to believe anything reported about her until after the election. This is all just too crazy to believe…

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I worked with one guy for a couple years in a low level paper pusher job (I was young, so was he) who literally couldn't stop women from hitting on him. He wasn't even that good looking. Was it excessive pheromones? It was the most amazing thing I've ever personally witnessed. Thankfully, I lost track of him years later. The trail of abandoned lovers and offspring was getting disturbing.....

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This piece had me literally laughing out loud multiple times. Well done!

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Sorry I wasted my time to read this.

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Don't worry; your time isn't that valuable.

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I dont understand your point. Do you beleive Nuzzi. Is Woodward a friend. Its way over my head. But then again i a m an Aussie and an old fart to boot.

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This may be your smartest piece yet.

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You have to have principles Jeff.

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Too funny 🤣🤣

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Truly amazing

Keep it up

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