“Anyone who knows me knows that I’ve always wanted to master three realms: Space, green technology, and big, beefy subs with lots of gooey cheese melting out the sides.”
Does this mean Jimmy John’s is going to start serving hot subs under your ownership? Hope so. Cold sandwiches are bullshit — I can make those at home.
This should be the basis of a 'Citizen Kane' remake.
You could have powered one African, stone age village, with cold breeze for half a day, with amount of work that was put into creating this article.
I read this in Elon's weird nervous voice and it was very good
i’m okay as long as JJ employees will not henceforth be referred to as sub-humans
Can't wait for him to open-source those sandwich-making algorithms.
Dying. And, I'd be willing to bet that if Elon Musk ever sees it, he'd crack up, too.
“Anyone who knows me knows that I’ve always wanted to master three realms: Space, green technology, and big, beefy subs with lots of gooey cheese melting out the sides.”
Does this mean Jimmy John’s is going to start serving hot subs under your ownership? Hope so. Cold sandwiches are bullshit — I can make those at home.
DiBella’s is king…..JJ is behind the curve!
Wait, are they really not accepting those punch cards anymore?
Great article. Brilliantly funny!