Mailbag! Questions!
The people have spoken, and now they might never shut up
Last week, I asked you, the undiscerning readers, if you’d enjoy a mailbag column. The response was overwhelming: You think that a mailbag would be not-substantially-shittier than the crap I normally write. I usually keep the results of these polls secret, because I want to reserve the right to say “actually on second thought, fuck you, readers,” but in this case, I’ll share the results:
Those are dictator-winning-a-sham-election numbers! So, a mailbag column it is.
Please post your questions in the comments. I’ll pick a few according to a totally unfair and arbitrary process, and post smartass answers on Friday. If you have a question that’s not for public consumption, you can send it directly to me by replying to this e-mail. That method will be sort of like the box they had in fifth grade sex ed class, where you could drop an anonymous notecard asking if the baby comes out the woman’s butt.
I hope this is fun!
I’ll ask the same question I’ve asked all the great minds of the blogosphere: why don’t the icemakers built into conventional fridges ever work? Once broken, why can’t they be fixed? Name the demon associated with this horror. Feel free to pretend I didn’t even write anything just like Elon Musk, Bill Gates, Barack Obama, Scott Alexander and Jordan Peterson all did
Let's say you are given a straight-to-series order for a show that would entertain America while also trying to wake up America to the current state of things in our politics and culture. Describe that show.