Jacob Fuzetti and Paula Fox Discuss This Week's Top Stories
Two veteran IMBW reporters share their thoughts on Rafah, the Trump trial, double-ended dildos, and more
EDITOR’S NOTE: I’m always looking for ways to make I Might Be Wrong better, but I don’t have many original ideas. So, I’ve decided to just rip off the New York Times’ The Conversation, which is the feature in which Gail Collins and Bret Stephens discuss the top stories of the week. Below is an exchange between Jacob Fuzetti, a 42-year veteran journalist whom I was able to hire for peanuts because his field is dying but his sense of self worth is tied up in his work, and Paula Fox, a 24 years-old nude sex model (18+) who is I Might Be Wrong’s longest-tenured and highest-paid contributor.
Jacob: Hi Paula. It’s been an eventful week in the world of news, and I can’t wait to dive in!
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Jacob: Haha…I’ll interpret that as an enthusiastic “ready to go!” Let’s start in Gaza: In consecutive days last week, a UN court called for a halt to Israel’s Rafah offensive, and the International Criminal Court requested a warrant for Benjamin Netanyahu. Will this apply pressure to Israel, or is the UN so discredited in Israel’s eyes that they’ll simply be tuned out?
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