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IMBW Audio: Trump is Worse (Actually) and Kamala Harris is Dead (Not Actually)
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IMBW Audio: Trump is Worse (Actually) and Kamala Harris is Dead (Not Actually)

Plus the KKK gets a new CEO
Jeff Maurer
Jan 14, 2024
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Trump photo from video on C-SPAN, Kamala Harris photo from Gage Skidmore.

In this podcast, I say “watch and judge for yourself” about a Trump speech, so here is that speech.

I also mention word clouds for Trump and myself, so here are those:

Haley and DeSantis are Showing How They Will Fuck Everything Up and Hand Trump the Nomination

Jeff Maurer
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Jan 12
Haley and DeSantis are Showing How They Will Fuck Everything Up and Hand Trump the Nomination

Watching the Republican field get winnowed down has been like watching a Vietnam movie. You start with a large group; in the first debate, there were eight people in the platoon. A few were obviously dead men walking — Burgum and Hutchinson were clearly going to get smoked as soon as shit got real. The others got got one by one over time. Big Timbo (Scott) stepped on a land mine. The Skullfuckinator (Mike Pence) got taken out by a sniper. Now, we’re down to just Reaper D (DeSantis) and 12 Gauge Nikki (Haley), while Sergeant Trump cowers under a table at base camp in Saigon.

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